Y'all Are So Slow

Our version of "move over." 🏁

Get the grey and black for an understated brag, or go full-throttle black and white and tell 'em like it is.

Clothing and Size Info:

Black Heather: This super soft shirt has some structure, so it fits on the looser side and goes well with anything and with any weather. True to size.

• 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester (NOTE: It has come to our attention that some shirt tags were printed with the incorrect fabric compound on these tees. Rest assured, these are 90% cotton, 10% polyester.)
• Pre-shrunk

Dark Grey Heather: This is the lighter, versatile slim-fit tee. It's more fitted in the arms and shoulders, but incredibly soft and fluffy. Size up for an overall looser fit, or to reasonably offset initial shrinkage.

• 52% ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester.

Both are imported using USA-sourced materials. Printed in the USA.

Pictured: Subject is 6', medium-large build, and wearing size L in Black Heather.

More size and color options coming soon.